Month: March 2023

Good afternoon family and friends! I suppose that’s true, it could be worse. At the moment though one wonders how? Unless you are one of these people roaming earth wearing rose colored glasses, things just get crazier by the moment. The lies coming from broken brain and his diaper changers are working overtime. Today, you don’t really have to be in the loop to miss it all. If you don’t see it, well, yeah, rose colored glasses I guess. The laughing hyena on Thursday speaking about the historic Obamacare said because of it our Nation is safer, healthier and stronger. I’m here to tell you, our Nation is a lot of things; safer, healthier and stronger ain’t among them. In fact a good argument can be made that we are just the opposite. Safer, go for a walk or jump on the subway in any major Democrat run city after dark and then get back to me. Or, wear a Make America Great Again hat and go stand in front of the “safe” American capitol. Healthier, how many deaths have we seen these past two years? I’ve been around the sun a few times and have no memory of young, strong healthy folks keeling over for no reason like we see today, do you? What about the thousands dying from that Fentanyl coming across the open border. If those hard facts aren’t enough to dispute knee pad’s statements then let’s talk about the state of “mental” health in the Nation today, from drag queens to parents having their young daughter’s breasts cut off to dudes participating (cheating) in women’s sports. In fact if you don’t want to go down those disgusting roads take a look at Broken Brain’s own administration. Hell, you don’t even have to do that, just look at their kids.

And now we’ve arrived at “stronger.” Seriously, name one thing that shows we are a stronger Nation today? No, no, take your time. I’ve got nothing but time on my hands this afternoon. While I wait, have you heard this one? Bill Clinton was out for his morning jog in DC when he came upon a stop light at an intersection. Leaning against the light pole was a local DC hooker.

Bill, while jogging in place, looked her over and asked “how much?” The hooker replied “$100” Bill smiled and said “A hundred bucks? How about $25”? She flipped him off and he laughed as the light turned green and jogged away. The next morning on his jog he came to the same intersection and the same hooker was there. He asked, “How about that $25?” She just rolled her eyes and waved him on. The next morning Hillary told Bill she wanted to jog with him. A nervous Bill agreed, figuring he could call a cab if she couldn’t make the whole run. They left the White House on the same path Bill had been taking. They arrived at the same intersection and I’ll be damn if the same hooker wasn’t there. Bill, freaked out, didn’t even make eye contact with her this time. As the light turned green Bill and Hill jogged away as the hooker yelled out “See what you get for $25!” LOL – So… what did y’all come up with? How is the Nation stronger today? Sorry, I know it’s a dumb question but hey, at least I got to tell a joke!

The fact of the matter is we’ve never been a weaker Nation and sadly the entire world knows it and China is taking full advantage. There has never, in the Nation’s history, been a more opportune time to kick America aside and take the reins as a world leader. Open borders, banks failing, oil reserves at an all time low, debt out the gazzoo, an American populace that’s divided, a government focused on stealing the riches of its people via climate change and woke polices designed to further divide us. A Nation who no longer believes in its own elections, a Nation where at least half of the population doesn’t even recognize they have a President at the moment. Trains falling off their tracks, warehouses burning down and a government that is more obsessed with jailing a past President, you know, the one the people love, admire and miss and well, banning gas stoves and air conditioners. Mean time one of our most populated states wants non-black people to pay 5M in reparations to black people that were never slaves. If you are China, you are laughing and foaming at the mouth at how easy it will be to take over. First, they act the part by forming alliances with Russia, Iran and now even the Saudis! So, forget about your money in the bank, start figuring out how many Yuan it takes to buy an egg… After all, what does China have to fear anyway? Our military leaders are more interested in understanding white privilege and climate change than developing the greatest fighting machine on the planet. While China’s children are excelling in math our kids are attending drag queen shows and learning how to kneel before black people. For the record, I am not a racist but they sure are pushing me in that direction, perhaps that their plan.

So my friends while things could be worse it is pretty hard to see how. In fact, I don’t even want to go there. Let’s just agree that we’ve got a mess on our hands and it ain’t getting any better anytime soon.

Broken Record Time: Yep, same record, same sweet tune, #Fix2020 so the dancing can begin again. It appears as though the “Get Trump” crowd is about to be disappointed again (hope & pray) as that stupid case in Manhattan unravels like all the others before. On to Georgia now I guess where they are attempting to accuse the President of trying to sway the election or whatever. Evidently it’s a bad thing to demand only the legal votes be counted… what a time we are living in friends. He’ll beat that wrap too. My friend Miss Jan has it right. She’s been making the point that all we need is one, just one honest judge with a pair to stand up and be willing to allow the 2020 election fraud to be heard. Just one… There’s gotta be one right? It appears Kari Lake found one!! Yahoo!! A judge in Arizona agrees the signatures on the ballots must be verified! She’s a fighter and my personal choice for Trump’s VP. She’s as smart as they come and like our President, quick on her feet and best of all, she’s never blinked once when it comes to 2020 election rigging and Trump winning. Speaking of our favorite President, he’ll be doing a rally in WACO today. Make sure you watch it. Y’all need something to pick you back up after I’ve managed to depress the hell out of you… (so, so sorry)

So the DG drum will continue to be pounded upon until such time we either see the 2020 election fixed or I own Yuan. Believe it!

Thanks for allowing me to rant away ya’ll. I don’t know how or why you put up with me but please trust that I appreciate it. The American people rightfully deserve better. Together we will get there. This is after-all, our damn country. Wishing each and every one of you a great rest of your weekend and week ahead.

Good Afternoon family and friends! Another week is about to come to a close. Much like each one before this in the past three years, there’s nothing to report that would make us proud. The circus remains in full swing with one stupid thing after another. The only thing working overtime in DC is the printing press. You know the one that prints money. We can’t keep eggs on the shelf, we’ve experienced a run on toilet paper and Mom’s are still on the hunt for baby formula but the one thing there is no shortage of is ink…

First it was one bank that failed then two, then three and now four. Ah, nothing to worry about folks these were just small little banks and besides Broken Brain has them covered. Don’t y’all panic and run to your bank, it’s all just fine. Even if you did, most of us don’t have much left in the bank anyway. Not after two years of this nightmare of an administration. Do you ever wonder what your retirement accounts would look like today if Trump had remained in office? I know I do and then I have to stop thinking about it to avoid throwing up. And of course right on cue Pudding Brain, followed by the paid actors in the media and the communist party wasted no time to blame the bank failures on President Trump.

The idiot-n-chief cancels out hundreds of Trump executive orders but the fact that he left the banking regulations in tact doesn’t make the failures his fault. And oh by the way, four banks down and did you know diaper boy still hasn’t canceled out Trump’s EO. Wonder why? Because it doesn’t have anything to do with these bank failures, that’s why! As I understand it, and an investment God I am not, the banks put their deposits into safe and secure bonds (which we now know is a myth.) But when inflation is over the roof (not Trump’s fault) and interest rates rise (not Trump’s fault) guess what happens to bonds? They drop and the billions invested go under water. Printing press to the rescue or should I say, the American taxpayer to the rescue, and not just you and me but our sons, daughters and their sons and daughters. Funny how that works… All roads lead to the great American taxpayer. Bottom up – middle out, my ass. These woke banks who invested millions in BLM and have Chynia investors are bailed out not by their wealthy pals but by you and me. I have a hard enough time affording gas for the truck much less bailing out these asshats.

Then one of our drones flying over International Waters (believe it if you want, I don’t) is taken down by a Russian Jet. You’ve got to hand it to Putin. Unlike our bungling moron of a fake President who lets a spy balloon float across the entire country before he shoots off a million dollar missile to take it down, Putin takes no chance and drops our 30M drone before it gets within an inch of Russian territory. With tensions between the two countries on high alert now seems like a good time to get caught spying on Russian don’t you think? Well any who, doesn’t matter because Broken Brain and the woke Generals put ole Putin in his place by telling him under no certain terms what he did was unprofessional. Woo… That’ll straighten him out. Clown world 2.0. More like 100.0.

How about all the Breaking News! “The Biden family received one million dollars from Chynia.”

Congress has the receipts and they’re going to get to the bottom of it. First off, this isn’t breaking news for anyone who’s been paying attention and secondly, they ain’t gonna get to the bottom of anything. These people and their “breaking news”…Please. Breaking News! Hillary spied on Trump and made up the entire Russian collusion story… Breaking News! Hunter’s laptop is real and not Russian disinformation… Breaking News! The vaccine does not stop you from getting COVID… Breaking News! The January 6th committee didn’t review the videos…Breaking News! No cops were killed on January 6th… meanwhile back at the ranch nothing is done about any of it. Is it frustrating? Nah, it is a bunch of mind boggling freaking corruption in our face 24/7.

Speaking of breaking news… we all learned this morning they are going to arrest President Trump on Tuesday over, of all things, the Stormy Daniel bullshit. While the crime family in the White House walks around free, while we see pictures from the laptop from hell of Hunter smoking crack while getting a blow job from what looks like a 12 year old and we get to watch him board Air Force One. While pudding brain’s daughter complains he took showers with her they do what they’ve always done, go after Trump. There isn’t a single person on the planet with a single functioning brain cell that gives a flying Fu*k what billionaire Donald Trump did with Stormy friggin’ Daniels. Bill Clinton got a blow job in the freaking white house and nobody cared. He paid Paula Jones $850,000 to sip it, no arrests, no indictments. On the other hand, Trump has the evil doer crowd so freaked out that they will be exposed for who they are, it has forced this one man, all by his lonesome, to fight the entire U.S. Government and truth be told, half the world.

I really have no words on this to best express my anger. If these low life sons-a-bitches use TV cameras, CNN, helicopters and two dozen police officers to arrest him I swear (You know, the Rodger Stone effect) I will pop a blood vessel in my brain. And did you know… there are people in this country that will celebrate this one sided shit show. His support will only grow. This move will once and for all secure his nomination for President in 2024. This blatant act of corruption will come back to bite them in the ass like it always does. The trouble is, it takes time and that’s a luxury this country no longer has. #ColorMePissedOff

Did you know there are millions of Americans to this very day who still think Trump colluded with Russia, that the laptop is some made up conspiracy theory, that Biden has no ties to China, that masks work, that January 6th was an insurrection, that Biden got 81 million votes, that blue collar Joe cares about them, that everything is Trump’s fault? It’s true and it’s disgusting how out of touch and plain old stupid people are.

Did you know that these same people believe more restrictions on gun ownership and on gun manufacturers will reduce gun violence? They have this uncanny ability to disregard the person doing the shooting as being the cause and instead place the entire blame on the gun. The level of stupidity is astonishing. When someone runs people over with a car they don’t blame the car. When someone stabs another to death with a knife or beats them over the head with a hammer, the knife nor the hammer are on trial. Weird huh?

Finally, did you know that we have people in this country, even Republican politicians who think our votes will matter in 2024? Trump’s the man! Some say, we need new leadership, DeSantis is the man! Others say, Pence is, never mind, no one says Pence is anything other than a boring trader to the Republic. I’m here to tell you it doesn’t matter who is on the ticket. If 2020 isn’t fixed the insanity remains in play. “Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” Duh.

Drum Beating Time: For as long as the American people remain silent and continue to take these hits on the chin the hits will continue. It is the old lunch money thing. If the bully at school can get you to hand over your lunch money without a fight there is simply no reason for him to stop. In the end there is simply no way around the fact that our government stopped even pretending they care about us. They are the school yard bully who not only is taking our lunch money but taking away our ability to be heard, at least in the traditional sense. Calling your Senator no longer has the impact it might have once had. More often than not we get a recording and are forced to leave a message. When we write letters or send emails we get replies that read like a form letter and usually don’t even acknowledge our complaint. “Thank you for contacting my office, I am working hard on your behalf…” Social media is all but a joke. These so-called leaders have their staff write their messages and they never read our replies and never, ever do they respond. And why should they? They’ve got our lunch money, our voice and evidently we are happy to oblige. There is simply no trusting anything until they go back and make the 2020 election right. They’ve been stealing our elections for a very long time but this time they over stepped themselves because of the huge popularity of President Trump. To believe Biden won we have to disbelieve our very own eyes. To do that we have to be convinced there were not thousands upon thousands of Trump supporters attending his rallies. We saw the 12 circles Biden filled up, but we must dismiss this sight too. We’ve done the math and know their numbers don’t jive but this too must be put away and forgotten.

Well I am here to say that’s never going to happen. The truth of the matter is, at least in my humble opinion, the only way 2020 is fixed, the only way the wrongs are made right, the only way justice is served and yes, the only way we Make America Great Again is if “we” see to it. You know, “if you want something done right, do it yourself” thing.

Trump can’t do it alone, congress won’t and our justice system is as corrupt as the Biden family. The chore is left with you and me and 70 million God fearing, Flag waving, American patriots. Either we stand and are counted or what’s left of our lunch money is never more. Scream the truth at every opportunity you get friends. Don’t shy away from your beliefs. Don’t be accepting of anything other than what you know to be true. Together we are strong and our voices are as loud as thunder and our words are as striking as lightning. We cannot, we must not allow this to continue. Beat that drum of liberty dear friends. Our families are depending on us. Don’t hold back, don’t slow down. They say Peace through strength. Our strength is in our numbers. I truly wish we would all unite on main street USA and remain there until they hear our thunder.

That wraps up my ranting for another week. I suspect all my preaching will go mostly unheard. I do these rants so you know you’re not alone. Hand in hand, back to back. Together we go, whether good, bad or somewhere in-between I’ll continue to rant for as long as you’ll continue to listen.

Remember there’s a circus in town and we’ve all got a front row seat! Now I’ll leave it up to you to find a way to enjoy the rest of your weekend and week ahead. Cotton Candy anyone! 🙂 #Fix2020

How’s that for an attention grabber? Good afternoon family and friends!! In this upside down world we are living in, you might be asking yourself, “What is a good thing?” I don’t want to get the cart ahead of the horse so hold on to that thought. I’ll “circle back” to it soon.

Every week after I send out this blog my twitter friend Linda always thanks me for doing it and then says something along the lines like; “I wonder what insane thing pudding brain will do this coming week.” She knows as we all do that for as long as we have an installed ass-hat with a broken brain occupying our White House there will never be a shortage of stupid things to write about. That being said, let’s get started, shall we.

On Wednesday my wife looked over at me sitting in my lounge chair sipping on a cup of coffee and nibbling on a homemade muffin she had just made for me and asked what time I wanted to eat dinner only to jump up when the buzzer went off on the dryer. As she was folding our clothes, she said she had defrosted the homemade enchiladas she had made for me when she was out of town a few weeks back. I hadn’t eaten them because, you know, who remembers to take something out of the freezer. It was at that moment, being gifted with the outstanding ability of knowing timing is everything when I said; “Happy International Woman’s Day!” Struggling to find the infamous one missing sock she looked up at me and… I’ll leave it there. Some things ought to remain private. 🙂

So Doctor Jill, who’s not a Doctor, gave this year’s “Woman of Courage” award to a dude wearing a dress. When I saw this I just shook my head and smiled. These people are weirdos and I’m not referring to the dude although…

So, what’s the message to all you women out there? You’re getting your asses beat in sports, you’re losing beauty pageants, and now you’ve lost the courage of the year award. Try harder? I’m sorry, I don’t mean to make light of this insane bullshit but the truth is, if I don’t find a way to apply some humor I will explode. And for the record, under this roof, my wife gets the courage of the year award for putting up with my dumb ass. And before you ask, yes she wears the pants around here! Lol

Broken Brain diaper pretending to be a tough guy introduced his budget this week and to hear him say it, what a historic budget it is. Yep, a budget that puts the “folks” first for once and never mind we had our first of many to come, bank closure this week. It’s all good folks, historic in fact…

THE DG BREAKDOWN: We will all pay increased taxes, not just those earning 400K or more. He’s killing the so-called “bottom up/middle out folks” and this tax plan will continue the tradition. Just watch. The 886B defense spending is not for our defense, it’s for Ukraine’s defense. We will build more “stuff” only to send it to Ukraine. We just get to pay for it. The 6B to Europe (what the flying horse shit are we giving Europe money for?) and Ukraine is our way of saying thank you for all the wonderful things they’ve done for us over the years. I’ll name those things just as soon as I grow my hair back. The 26B to strengthen the border I assume is to take better care of the cartels and all the poor starving immigrants (illegal aliens), you know the ones we see that are overweight, wearing new clothes talking on their I-phones. The 3B for global warming is an obvious one. Doing annual maintenance on the money changer’s private jets and greasing those wind turbines ain’t cheap. Finally, the 100 thousand new police officers is maybe the most puzzling one of all. Why hire even one new police officer if you’re not going to let them arrest anyone? And besides, that’s all well and good for Chicago, what about the rest of the filthy crime ridden blue cities? This budget is a joke and thanks to a Republican held House, it’s dead on arrival. Or by God better be…

I’ll wrap up this week’s rant with the January 6th insurrection/worst day since Pearl Harbor and 9/11 nonsense. As y’all know, Tucker Carlson showed the other side of the story this week which of course predictably made the Left and many of the Republican RINOs lose their minds. As if any of them have a mind worth keeping anyway. For all of us, the tapes didn’t even raise an eyebrow as we already knew the whole thing was a made up Democrat lie from the very beginning.

The January 6th committee was nothing more than a continuation of the “Get Trump” Leftist crowd that started the day he floated down the escalator with his beautiful wife at Trump Tower in 2015. Since that very historic day, the money changing leftist communist evil doers have been after that man and our way of life and there is simply no arguing this fact. From Russia, Russia, Russia, to the now known Fauci-funded gain of function get Trump pandemic to this disgraceful, openly obvious one sided kangaroo shit show of a commission these people have been committing one crime after another and shoving them right in our face as they laugh at us and flip us the bird as they fill their pockets full of our hard earned money. The insurrection narrative was a joke from the beginning and anyone that doesn’t know that is, well, a freaking idiot. And yet, still to this day we have Americans, who at the very worst trespassed rotting in a Federal prison hoping to someday at least be heard. Meanwhile the government continues to push this narrative just as they continue to push the importance of the Chy-nia shot and you know, all the great things they are doing for us. The border is secure don’t you know, which of course begs the question “then why do you need 26B to strengthen it? What an utter clown show my friends!

I give Tucker some credit and even McCarthy for showing what he could. It appears the evil doers have all but shut him down at this point. Surprise, surprise…

As for “It’s a Good Thing!” You didn’t think I forgot did you? It’s a good thing I have a family that loves me and that I love, that I have a roof over my head and a warm comfortable bed to lay my head down at night. It’s a good thing I found a woman who puts up with me, laughs alongside me and takes such great care of me. Having my pup look at me with his big brown eyes all but begging for me to spend some time with him is a good thing. He’s my buddy you see. It’s a good thing I have two boys who grew into two good men who know right from wrong and who are excelling on their own with their own families and own homes and own kids, dogs, cats and all the rest that makes a family a family. It’s a good thing I have friends like you to let me rant and rave about the things we are made to endure each week who take the time to say good morning each day and talk with me about the goings on in your lives. You see my friends when it’s all said and done these are the things along with so much more that we care about. While we might spend some time pointing out the stupid shit we are made to endure they will not and cannot take away our “good things.”

Broken Record Time: I’ll keep it short and sweet (there I go again, self describing myself) FIX 2020 and let’s get to making more “good things” together!

Wishing y’all a great rest of your weekend and week ahead. Be safe and remember to enjoy your own “good things” along the way.

Good Saturday afternoon friends! I’ve got to be honest. If it weren’t for you I’d be calling it a day on this weekly blog. Every week it’s the same old thing. Well, the subjects may be different but the outcome is always the same. Stupid piled on by more stupid. The things we are made to sit back and watch in this country are bat shit crazy and I’m getting tired of talking about it. I mean, come on, seriously?

This week, Chy-nia-fang, Fang Fartwell said, without even blinking an eye that he and his fellow Democrats are more than willing to address the concerns at the border but, wait for it, the Republicans want nothing to do with. Well there you go. It’s the Republicans fault. Joe Biden felt the need to publicly point out that the two kids who died from Fentanyl occurred during the last administration and then laughed about it. The kid’s Mom does an interview following this and can’t even talk due to the tears and heartbreak. Let me repeat this. The pretend President of the United States laughed that two American kids died of Fentanyl overdoses because it happened during Trump’s time in office. Seriously? Yeah, seriously.

I don’t care who the President is or was, we don’t want our kids dying! Broken Brain blames Trump who worked tirelessly to secure the border, to round up the MS13 gangs, to come down hard on Mexico for not dealing with the drug cartels and he came down on China too. The Democrats fought him every step of the way, even going as far as refusing to provide funding for the wall. What has Pudding Brain done? Nothing other than dismantling all the Executive Orders Trump put in place to secure the Border and to kill the “stay in Mexico” policy which was working. And while thousands have died over the last two years he continues to do nothing. Of course y’all know this to be true. Hell, everyone knows it’s true yet here we are and now I am hearing the northern border is being invaded. Lord only knows how many terrorist have entered our country and Lord only knows just how much longer it will be until they perform one of their evil acts adding to the death toll of wide open borders. Why is this allowed to stand? This border issue is the clearest violation of the oaths taken by all these government bloodsuckers. Protect and Serve… Seriously?

So, what else? I see that Beetle-juice lost. LOL. There are a lot of crappy Mayors in this country, all in Democrat controlled cities obviously but this, this, whatever the hell she/he is was the cream of the crop wasn’t she. Completely out of touch and like this jackass we have playing President she wore rose colored glasses throughout her miserable term. “Everything is great!” “We’re making a positive difference!” Bullshit like that while the crime rate goes over the roof and murders are, well, just a given. So the first, black, lesbian woman to ever hold the office lost her bid for reelection and according to her it was due to her race, her being a woman and a lesbian. In less than four years Chicagoans became racist homophobes. Makes sense right? Certainly her losing had nothing to do with being the worst Mayor in the country. Ever.

Well this was certainly the “good news” of the week. Sadly, the two guys that beat her aren’t much better. However, I give them two stars for at least not pretending to be of a different gender.

Finally, did you hear about the DC Crime Bill? The Bill reduces mandatory sentences on crimes committed. Don’t worry though because the Bill only targets minor crimes like Murder, Armed home invasions, armed robberies, armed carjacking, unlawful gun possession oh and sexual offenses. Reportedly some 86% of black voters approve of this Bill. Wonder why? And the Democrats want to make DC a State. Seriously? Clown world? No, a sick, disgusting, filth ridden shit hole.

Broken Record, Drum beating time; as all of you know it is rare for me to say anything without including the stolen 2020 election. Obviously I am of the mind that nothing else matters if we don’t get the election system fixed and at least half of the American population will never trust the process unless 2020 is fixed. As we are now in another election cycle I can’t help but to wonder how folks are going to feel after they jump through all the normal election BS. After watching the fake polls, promoting a big red wave, sending their hard earned dollars to their favorite candidate or worse to the GOP and then staying up late waiting for the media to tell them who won only to be disappointed when they learn Pudding Brain was reelected to a second term which of course will be followed by the bootlicking liars in the media explaining to the flock how deserving Pudding Brain was to win a second term. How he pulled the country through COVID, saving millions of lives. How he worked so hard to build back better the American infrastructure and how, through his vision built an economy from the bottom up and middle out. Am I making any of you sick yet? Well my friends, that’s where we are headed if we don’t fix 2020. There is absolutely no reason to believe anything will be any different in 2024. What makes the salt in the wound sting even more are the so-called Republicans and our fellow, so called MAGA Trump supporters who are saying it’s time for a change, Trump can’t win, DeSantis is the one, Nikki is great… These are the ones that tweet “Trump or DeSantis?”

I’m here to tell you that Trump is the ONLY one not on the money changers payroll and the ONLY one with the ego and balls to take on this evil empire we are now being governed by. Anyone who thinks differently has slowly over time allowed the media and so called election experts to poison their minds against the man. If I hear someone say one more time “I loved what Trump did, I just don’t like how he talks” I am going to unchain the fire breathing dragons on them.

Thanks for allowing me this short time each week to rant at you, my friends. Y’all are truly great people with a load of common sense. Let it be written I appreciate every last one of you. Enjoy the rest of your weekend and week ahead. Oh, and special thanks to Miss Jan for the new drum set! I’ll use it often, that I can tell you. #Fix2020